First rule of the stag do is, you do not talk about the stag do.
Second rule of the stag do is, you DO NOT talk about the stag do.
No taking photos that could ever incriminate another stag.
What happens on the stag do should never be posted on Facebook.
Break any rules and you must face a forfeit. No exceptions!
Above all else, the weekend is about the groom. Worship him!
Avoiding your round is a cardinal sin. You WILL be punished.
Stay focused, forget the pretty barmaid, this is a GUYS weekend.
Travel light, any man found with straighteners will be exposed.
A mirror tax will be in operation for any excessive preening.